#TOM HANKS IS LIKE #THE GREATEST ACTOR #HE CAN DO FUCKING EVERYTHING #HE CAN BE MENTALLY HANDICAPPED #HE CAN BE AN ANIMATED COWBOY #HE CAN BE AN EVIL HITMAN #HE CAN CARRY A WHOLE 2 AND A HALF HOUR MOVIE WITH JUST A FUCKING VOLLEYBALL TO INTERACT WITH #THE MAN IS A GENIUS
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Reblogged from brisadesrosiers with 45,010 notes / augh
TO BE AN ASSHOLE’S ASSHOLE.
Today is one of those days in which I want to be an asshole to everyone. It’s not even morning yet.
the thing about psych wards is you put your pants on backwards and then don’t even correct them
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Reblogged from probablythemouth with 109 notes / SO ATTRACTIVE WHYYYYYY ARE WE NOT ATTACHED AT THE HIPS?
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Reblogged from theysoundlikemonsters with 7 notes / MY DECK OF CARDS
BASICALLY TUMBLR.
Reblogged from agooduniverse with 23,365 notes / so accurate I knew she'd be funny funny funny girl
